ALEXANDRIA FALLS TO THE LEGIONS OF ROME!

“CAESER WOULD BE PROUD," – Il Duce

The heroic men of Italy last month defeated the British and entered the ancient capitol of Alexandria. Thousands of Egyptians gathered in the streets to embrace their liberators! At the same time all across Italy people gathered in the streets to celebrate their hard fought victory. Not since Roman times have Italians marched through Alexandria. Egyptians everywhere proclaim their love of Cleopatra, Caesar, and Mussolini. Wave after wave of bomber wing formations flew over Alexandria in a grand parade to celebrate the defeat of the British. Meanwhile the entire Middle East has rebelled against the British imperialists and Japan has destroyed Churchill’s navy in the Indian Ocean. Mussolini gave a speech in Rome upon the news of the British defeat in Alexandria and the Red Sea. “Revenge has been dealt upon the Imperialists who with their tactics of racial hatred and economic exploitation have insulted Italians and

all free peoples…The British now serve a flag, which stands for oppression, all across the world people have lost respect for Winston Churchill. I call once more for the British people to rise up against Churchill and shed there Imperialist past. We stand for freedom and liberty for all peoples not just those flying a union jack. Britain will pay for its injustice, all we have asked for is a neutral party to control the Suez and for the return of the Channel Islands. As long as Churchill continues to paint us in lies and refuse to face the facts we shall prevail in the deserts!”

Columns of Italian tanks parade in Alexandria.

EGYPTIANS OUTRAGED,

FORM A NEW GOVERNMENT

Egyptians everywhere are angered over the recent British atrocities and years of exploitation the British have committed. Muslims are also angered after Jewish troops trampled over Muslim holy sites last month. Rumors have even claimed that the British plan to set fire to Mecca! With news of this Muslims everywhere joining the Jihad can be heard chanting “Death to the British! Death to Churchill! Long Live Mussolini!” Meanwhile in Alexandria, local leaders formed a provisional government and declared war upon the British and had the following to say “Our goal is to rid Egypt of the British and bring freedom to our people. The world is on our side, even now the Japanese have sailed a fleet here to help us.”

BRITISH TROOPS PLUNDER ANCIENT PYRAMIDS NEAR CAIRO!

We have just learned that British forces, for-seeing their defeat, have begun looting the wealth of Ancient Egypt. In the past years British treasure hunters have stepped up their forts at devouring Egypt’s history. The British have no ancient history of their own,

so they must steal other cultures! Montgomery is rumored to have taken some ancient artifacts for his own collection. Italy has promised to free the Egyptians and return to them the treasures the British have looted!

SERB GENOCIDE ON CROAT VILLAGERS

Serbian death Squads, trained by the British, slaughtered Bosnian and Croat families this last month. Columns of refugees lined the border crossing near Trieste. In response to our neighbors Tyranny, Il Duce has called for all Italians to pray for the women and children being murdered in their sleep all across Yugoslavia. “General Simovic and his followers will pay dearly,” Il Duce shouted from his balcony.